Short Quiz: Are you Anointed or Available?

Hello people! I put together this short quiz for all my Christian readers who are active workers in church.

BACKGROUND: I started off by getting acquainted with the subject. After that, I did an extensive literature review, mapped out my objectives and formulated a hypothesis. Then, with the use of an advanced questionnaire software, I created the quiz.

This quiz was specifically designed to help you determine your level of anointing. It’s pretty straightforward. You can tally your results at the bottom of the page.

Good luck!

 

QUESTIONS

1. Which one of these scriptures are you told the most by church leaders?

a) Esther 4:14 …and who knoweth whether thou art come to the kingdom for a time such as this?

b) Hebrews 6:10 God is not unrighteous to forget your work and labour of love

 

2. A paid member of church office staff resigns. It’s an admin role you are familiar with because you occasionally support the office holder. You submit your CV and voice interest in the vacant role. The response you receive is;

a) “We are erm… looking to have you erm… start off as a erm… unpaid volunteer, at least for the first few erm months and then we’ll erm see how it goes from there”.

b) “I don’t know about money, but it will definitely give you the exact kind of platform and exposure you need to really push your business.”

 

3. When you lay your hands on a crippled person in a wheelchair and command the person to walk, the person;

a) Swats your hand away like a fly.

b) Stands up, takes one shaky step, wobbles, and crumbles to the floor.

c) Dies.

 

4. Something good happens to you. It’s not groundbreaking, but you’re excited because it’s been a major prayer point. So you share your testimony in your group chat. The reaction you get is;

a) Silence at first, then a counter testimony that’s bigger than yours. (“I see your cured Tuberculosis, and I raise you two brain tumors and one full blown AIDS”).

b) A comment from a leader: “I knew it! I wasn’t praying for nothing. There’s no how I will pray for you and God will not answer me.”

 

5. Nothing good is happening, you feel like life is upside down. The reaction you get is;

a) “Are you sure you are seeking God’s face? God is faithful, but you have to play your own part”.

b) “Have you sent me a copy of your CV?”

 

6. You tell your leader/HOD that you are low on funds, and he tells you to;

a) Start confessing positively… you are not low on funds in Jesus name!

b) E-mail a copy of your CV for the third time.

 

7. There’s a leader’s meeting in church, during which it rains heavily. The meeting ends late and by the time you come out, there’s a flood in front of the church building. How do you get home?

a) NOT by getting a lift from the HOD of another department who drives past you and pretends to not see you.

b) You remember that Jesus walked on water, so you place one foot on the surface of the flood water… and quickly sink to the bottom of the gutter.

 

8. You’re walking away and someone pulls the hem of your garment. The reason is most likely that;

a) The 100Naira note you used to pay for your roasted corn is torn and the corn roaster is calling you to change it.

b) An Igbo man wants to sell you a pair of or-taint-eek day-zaina jims.

 

That’s it!

If you answered mostly A, I am sorry to let you know you are just available. You don’t have one single anointing… unless you count the ability to drink the water that someone else turned into wine.

If you answered mostly ‘B’, you are also just available. Zero anointing. Stop deceiving yourself.

And thank you for taking my quiz.

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