Good morning people…

I stand humbly before you this morning, with my head bowed, to ask a favour.

You know how I’m always talking about how proud I am and how I don’t like asking people to do stuff for me? And you guys know how, in all the time I’ve been running this blog, I have never EVER asked you guys for anything…

Some of you have your own companies, but did I ask you for a job even though I’m unemployed? No.

Some of you have hot single brothers… did I ask you to hook me up? No. I stayed content with my dildo.

Some of you have hot husbands and boyfriends… did I ask you to share? No.

So, if you guys think about it, you actually owe me 😀

Here’s the thing;

I have this friend. He’s a really close friend. There’s no need to go into the history of our friendship… all you need to know is that he’s good people.

So this friend of mine entered a writing competition. There were 10 contestants at the start of the competition and every week, one contestant was eliminated. It was like a Big Brother show with lots and lots of stories, but no shower hour *smh*

Anyway, every week, the public had to vote to keep the best writers in. I played my part and I voted, every week. At the start of the competition, I thought of asking you guys to help me vote, but I decided to leave it till the final week. Now we’ve reached the end and he’s in the final 3!! He got to the finals because he’s a great writer… everybody thinks so. And that’s why I have the balls courage to demand beg that you guys vote for him. If he wasn’t any good, I wouldn’t be doing this, trust me.

Why is it important to me you might ask? Well, my friend whines a lot when he’s not happy… if he doesn’t win, he won’t be happy and he’s going to whine till the end of the year and I might get tired of his whining and shoot him in his foot. And that might end our friendship.

So brethren, please vote for him!!! It won’t take up to two minutes of your time…

You can vote while you’re taking your early morning poop.

You can vote while you’re stuck in traffic.

You can vote while you’re waiting for your porn site to finish loading…

You can vote during the sermon in church on your way home from church.

As long as you vote…

Please go to this link and vote for Eziashi Joseph. Voting closes Friday 12:00pm.

Thanks guys ( ,_,) this is very important to me…

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Ga · May 8, 2013 at 11:44 am

The prize money nko? Hw are we chopping from that bucket?? This is nigeria.. If we r to vote without reading we want some cake!! All in favor say hay. Those against STFU!!

    admin · May 8, 2013 at 1:12 pm

    Yeah, this is Nigeria, but my happiness should be enough reward…
    Besides, you’re the last person who should be complaining. You know you will get more than cake :-*
    Thanks luv…

Savvy · May 8, 2013 at 2:05 pm

Ok o! Heading there.

    admin · May 8, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    Thanks hun 🙂

SL · May 8, 2013 at 2:32 pm

Ohk, so on ur recommendation I voted for this chap (he’d better be a good writer lol) looks like he’s ahead on 36% or sth…
and yeah I did it out of the goodness of my heart but what’s the upshot on this? 😉

    admin · May 8, 2013 at 3:05 pm

    Lol… he’s good, I promise. You might want to take a few minutes to read his stories.
    The upshot? That overwhelming feeling of ‘goodnessity’ that comes upon you whenever you do something nice for someone 😀

    ps; thank you SL (seriously)

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