Hi people!!

Very short post…

Please, abeg, I need guys to answer a question honestly. And don’t give me the Americanah answer o… I don’t want to hear what you think society would want you to say. I mean, please give me the answer that you believe in, the one that applies to you.

For years, I’ve been wondering about something. I’ve come up with several theories or answers in the past, but so far, none of them have stuck as being true. Recently though, something happened with a friend of mine that has me itching for an answer.

I want to know:

When you meet a girl, and you’re getting to know this girl, how do you decide if she’s the type of girl who will be getting Swarovski jewelry and expensive dinners on a private yacht or if she’s going to be on your road side suya and plastic coke list? Or, if in extreme cases, she gets absolutely nothing. Also, at what point do you decide which group she falls into?

I’ll tell you about the theories I’ve had on this issue and you can tell me where I have it wrong. I was even kind enough to add illustrations  😀

Here goes…

Theory One: Good behavior Theory.

Step 1: Boy meets girl and likes girl…


Boy meets girl

Step 2:  Boy toasts girl…

Boy toasts

Step 3: Girl is on good behavior… girl asks for nothing and demands nothing of the guy, even though she would like nice things.


Step 4: Guy decides that girl is nice and deserving of Swarovski jewelry and gives it to her.


Then I realized that doesn’t work because when the girl demands nothing, she gets nothing. The same guy who sold his scrotum online to be able to afford to take his ex girlfriend on a surprise vacation to Dubai is now telling the new undemanding girl that he’s not a magician… he doesn’t read minds. He can’t guess what she wants unless she opens her mouth and talks.

CONCLUSION: All exes have magical juices which, when swallowed, gives these guys special magical seeing powers to see what women would like.

Theory Two: Destiny’s Child Bills Bills Bills Theory

  1. Boy meets girl and likes girl…
  2.   Behaviour

2. Boy toasts girl…

Boy toasts

3. Girl demands for everything above and beneath the earth.


4. Boy sells scrotum on Jumia to meet her demands (including said Swarovski jewelry).


However, that one is wrong too because I’ve heard guys complain about blood-sucking materialistic girls. You ask for too much and the guy will change his number and relocate.

CONCLUSION: The merits of online shopping cannot be over emphasized.

Theory Three: Equal partnership Theory

  1. Boy meets girl and likes girl…


2. Boy toasts girl…

Boy toasts

3. Girl goes out of her way to show boy that she likes him by doing nice things for him like buying him things (that she can afford), cooking nice meals etc


4. Boy appreciates the fact that girl is nice and willing to contribute equally to the relationship and buys her Swarovski jewelry.


That too doesn’t work because the guy ends up deciding that the girl is a strong independent woman and therefore does not need anything from him. In some cases, the boy might even end up asking her for Swarovski cuff links… the limited edition.

CONCLUSION: There’s nothing wrong with Amala perfume… I mean, who wouldn’t wanna smell edible?

So those are my three main theories. I have a few others but they are mostly just variations of these three. Besides, I ran outta stick people images to draw…

Please let me know what you guys (and girls) think. I’m a girl and I like nice things, but I am not a materialistic person… there are certain things I would never ask a guy for. But I just wonder sometimes…

Have a great weekend!!

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adora · March 7, 2014 at 3:48 pm

Guys make The decision based on whethr girl has brazilian hair drives a car, lives in lekki/island (if Lagos) wears designer clothes basically if she’s a “big babe” then he wants to impreSss her Vice versa if she lives in isolo wears expression weaves, 2k flats(china shoes)bend down jeans then she’s a roadside suya babe.However there’s the good guy(few) who has fallen madly in love totally and wants to give his queen the best no matter her social status.

    admin · March 7, 2014 at 5:31 pm

    My dear sister, I’ve heard that one before… I think it still sorta falls under the “independent woman” theory.
    Sadly, some of us cannot steal or do blood money, so we stick to Expression weaves. Besides, if you comb it well and pack it to one side and rub plenty oyel (oil), with the right lighting, it can look like Brazilian one kain kain :'(

Kiki · March 7, 2014 at 5:05 pm

Ewooooo! Ngozi pls i really want to know.

    admin · March 7, 2014 at 5:32 pm

    Lol… common gerraway from here! We are talking you too will talk…
    It’s good to know sha, so stick around.

TheRealAdonye · March 7, 2014 at 5:09 pm

Every man has different ways of approaching this but for myself and I dare for most other Nigerian males, Theory 3 is the closest to the truth..

    admin · March 7, 2014 at 5:37 pm

    Hmm… that kinda sounds like the Americana answer o

Nicholas · March 7, 2014 at 6:05 pm

Basically I think it boils down to how the guy feels abt the gal. I guy would do almost anything for a gal he is crazy abt whether she asks or not, let’s not also forget 2consider the guy’s spendin power or what he can afford. And I have noticed that when gals act like bitches and play hard 2get 2guys dat really want them, d guy goes d extra mile 2please her juss 2get her. As 4ur Ex theory, most Exes know how to push d guy’s buttons especially wen they have history 2gether

    admin · March 7, 2014 at 6:39 pm

    Spending power? Spending power is not the issue here… that’s why we have Jumia.
    My friend, grow a pair and sell em’!!
    …but yeah, it does have a lot to do with how he feels about her.

Ga · March 7, 2014 at 7:52 pm

Diff folks diff strokes all right nd wrong. No theory to it.

    admin · March 7, 2014 at 8:01 pm

    Nope… it’s not all right. Maybe right for one person, but wrong for the other.
    Diplomatic answer!

      Ga · March 7, 2014 at 8:56 pm

      Not diplomatic.. Would hv xplained too long

Rukky · March 15, 2014 at 3:24 pm

I feel bad for these theory girls, cos every guy I meet gives me treats. As you know “I’m a queen only kings can understand”, so I guess those are the only kind of guys I attract *wide grin*

    admin · March 16, 2014 at 9:33 am

    Choi… I’m a theory girl.
    Lucky you!

Yemisi · April 6, 2014 at 8:50 pm

Babe e tire me oo cos av been wondering maself.me thinks most guys are just plain stingy while there are a few who wld actually love to but are scared to b labelled magas.i still howeva subscribe to d fact wen d love is real n climb bridge,either party will give freely.its d way giving is Evn between platonic friends.

    admin · April 15, 2014 at 10:52 am

    Lol! Don’t be tired abeg…
    Recently, I read somewhere that if the guy is not giving, or treating me “nicely”, then it’s because of me. I’m the one who will determine how he treats me. So, I’m not asking guys this question again!

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