Very short post…
Please, abeg, I need guys to answer a question honestly. And don’t give me the Americanah answer o… I don’t want to hear what you think society would want you to say. I mean, please give me the answer that you believe in, the one that applies to you.
For years, I’ve been wondering about something. I’ve come up with several theories or answers in the past, but so far, none of them have stuck as being true. Recently though, something happened with a friend of mine that has me itching for an answer.
I want to know:
When you meet a girl, and you’re getting to know this girl, how do you decide if she’s the type of girl who will be getting Swarovski jewelry and expensive dinners on a private yacht or if she’s going to be on your road side suya and plastic coke list? Or, if in extreme cases, she gets absolutely nothing. Also, at what point do you decide which group she falls into?
I’ll tell you about the theories I’ve had on this issue and you can tell me where I have it wrong. I was even kind enough to add illustrations 😀
Theory One: Good behavior Theory.
Step 1: Boy meets girl and likes girl…
Step 2: Boy toasts girl…
Step 3: Girl is on good behavior… girl asks for nothing and demands nothing of the guy, even though she would like nice things.
Step 4: Guy decides that girl is nice and deserving of Swarovski jewelry and gives it to her.
Then I realized that doesn’t work because when the girl demands nothing, she gets nothing. The same guy who sold his scrotum online to be able to afford to take his ex girlfriend on a surprise vacation to Dubai is now telling the new undemanding girl that he’s not a magician… he doesn’t read minds. He can’t guess what she wants unless she opens her mouth and talks.
CONCLUSION: All exes have magical juices which, when swallowed, gives these guys special magical seeing powers to see what women would like.
Theory Two: Destiny’s Child Bills Bills Bills Theory
2. Boy toasts girl…
3. Girl demands for everything above and beneath the earth.
4. Boy sells scrotum on Jumia to meet her demands (including said Swarovski jewelry).
However, that one is wrong too because I’ve heard guys complain about blood-sucking materialistic girls. You ask for too much and the guy will change his number and relocate.
CONCLUSION: The merits of online shopping cannot be over emphasized.
Theory Three: Equal partnership Theory
- Boy meets girl and likes girl…
2. Boy toasts girl…
3. Girl goes out of her way to show boy that she likes him by doing nice things for him like buying him things (that she can afford), cooking nice meals etc
4. Boy appreciates the fact that girl is nice and willing to contribute equally to the relationship and buys her Swarovski jewelry.
That too doesn’t work because the guy ends up deciding that the girl is a strong independent woman and therefore does not need anything from him. In some cases, the boy might even end up asking her for Swarovski cuff links… the limited edition.
CONCLUSION: There’s nothing wrong with Amala perfume… I mean, who wouldn’t wanna smell edible?
So those are my three main theories. I have a few others but they are mostly just variations of these three. Besides, I ran outta stick people images to draw…
Please let me know what you guys (and girls) think. I’m a girl and I like nice things, but I am not a materialistic person… there are certain things I would never ask a guy for. But I just wonder sometimes…
Have a great weekend!!