Year: 2015

Weird shit part II…

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The part II of this Saturday story is the most painful part for me. Forgive me because I have to start from the beginning… Some months ago, we did a recruitment project for a classy, 5 star hotel in the exclusive Victoria Island area. The job was to provide staff for all the restaurants and bars in the hotel. It was a really big deal because we had never done anything remotely similar before. For some roles, we needed highly experienced people, and for other roles, our client was willing to train on the job. We started out by putting up adverts and…

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Weird shit… Part I

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My country people… One of the reasons I started this blog is that, at a point in my life, I felt like I always had a story to tell because the weirdest shit used to happen to me.  It was like I actively magnetized extra-terrestrial activities. I entered the strangest buses, I attended the scariest job interviews, I got toasted by the most abnormal men and, at work, I encountered the daftest candidates. It was so bad that someone once accuse me of “cooking up” these stories, but the truth is, you can’t make a lotta this shit up. Let…

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3 billion kilograms of gist…

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Hello beautiful people! Forgive me please!! Yes, it’s been ages… months actually. At some point, my subscription expired and I didn’t even have a site anymore. Thank you guys so much for the e-mails and other messages you sent to make sure I wasn’t dead. I hope you guys have been great. The amount of gist I have for you is immeasurable… it’s like 3 billion kilogists worth and it will be nearly impossible to catch up. I might as well start with whatever is going on now. So, to begin with, I’m at home 🙁 I’m currently on suspension from…

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The security situation…

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Hello beautiful people!! It’s been over a month since I last wrote to you guys… and since then, I’ve started countless posts that I end up abandoning by the second paragraph. I always get stuck in the middle of the health update. I feel like I should give you guys an update right? It’s the normal thing to do after writing an epistle on how I almost dropped dead last month… So what’s the update? Well, there’s good news and there’s bad news… The good news is that my heart is fine. I did an ECG, an echo-cardiogram, a chest…

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Relax! What are you thinking of?

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Hello beautiful people!!!… I hope you guys are doing great. It’s late at night and I’m in a good mood. I have the longest gist in the history of mankind so I decided to drop it on you guys in the middle of the night while most of you are asleep. I wasn’t going to say anything at first because of two people who I am sure will laugh at my misfortune. However, I’m feeling much better about the situation and whether or not they laugh at me is the very least of my problems. Anyway, the last time we…

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