Waist beads and ankle bracelets…

Remember that leaked video clip of Jay Z and Queen B in an elevator, and how Solange charged at him like a raging bull? I remember watching it and thinking, “Wow! What crass behaviour from a lady!” Then I rode off on my high horse… Years later, only a few days ago, I found myself charging at a man and smashing a lamp against a wall. You think you know yourself till you’re stuck in an elevator.  In my past relationships, whenever the guy cheated (and they all did), I would cry dramatically like they do in soap operas and…

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Happy New Year…

A few nights ago, I spilled a huge mug of piping hot tea on my bed… My phone got the most of the tea and hasn’t been able to come on since then. I shake it and I can still hear tea swishing around inside. Everyone asks, “Did you put it in rice?” and I act like I never even considered it. First of all, I don’t have rice (because diet). Secondly, the body of the phone is so sticky from all the sugar that was inside the tea. Putting it in rice would’ve just resulted in sweet raw rice…

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3 billion kilograms of gist…

Hello beautiful people! Forgive me please!! Yes, it’s been ages… months actually. At some point, my subscription expired and I didn’t even have a site anymore. Thank you guys so much for the e-mails and other messages you sent to make sure I wasn’t dead. I hope you guys have been great. The amount of gist I have for you is immeasurable… it’s like 3 billion kilogists worth and it will be nearly impossible to catch up. I might as well start with whatever is going on now. So, to begin with, I’m at home 🙁 I’m currently on suspension from…

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Weather forecast… bad day ahead.

Good morning beautiful people! I’m at work, battling sleep… it’s going to be a rough day and mentally, I’m not ready. I’ve got interviews from 10:00am to 4:00pm with a thirty minutes break in between. Every day, I pray to God to grant me the patience to deal with my candidates. I pray that He helps me love them like they were my brothers or sisters… but it never works. Bad enough that I already have anger issues. Add to that the girl with half her titties hanging out of her blouse who strolls in one hour late for her job…

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Have you guys seen the new smart freezer?

Hello people!! 🙁 On Monday, at the close of work, I was trying to lock my cubicle door. I had a lot of stuff in my hands and somehow, my phone slipped, fell to the floor and shattered. Before then, I had been telling my colleague about how great 2015 is going to be, and all the wonderful things God has in store for me. And it wasn’t just him… I’ve been telling everyone who cares to listen that 2015 is going to be fantastic. I realize now that I’ve probably been sounding like a crazed woman, who is trying…

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